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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo
Two mothers-in-law.
Your mother!
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
On duty
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
He couldn't handle his boos.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Juan on Juan
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
