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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
C'mon, it's not hard...
I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
their lips are moving
They are sitting on their lips!
He was wanted for several charges of battery
It was a brief chase...
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
Unsightly facial hare!
You dye a little on the inside.
A mouse sandwich !
Because they always steal doubloons
A hot tamole
