What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.