What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.