What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.