What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.