What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.