What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.