What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.