Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.