Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.