How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.