How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

1000 Dead Baby Jokes More 1000 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.