Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Recruit Jokes More Recruit Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!