Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!