Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Viola.

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PokeMom

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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His cousin with the DVD player

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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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