Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).