What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.