Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
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They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Because it's shellfish.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Banned camp.
Because Allah likes digimon
Sir Charge
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
With a knight light....
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
A read-only man.
A: A book.
Have a pigjama party!
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
You're two shellfish."