What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Angler Jokes More Angler Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What do you call a radioactive Angler?

Nuclear fishin'