What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.