What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James