What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.