Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Senator.