Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Senator.

What do you call a corrupt lawyer?

Senator.