Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.