What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names