Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :