Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
Not being disabled.
A Ghost Pepper.
He ain't have no boo
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!
Roam And Tick things..
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
The cat ate her.
He didn't have the guts
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
