What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.