Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings