Phil Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no