Phil Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.