What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.