What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Previous Random Joke Next

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead