What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..