How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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A pan. Duh!

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Nothing, the pee is silent

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Nails in their hands and feet

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Using the lords name in vanity

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One bawls his wares out on the street...

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Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.