What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!