Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Tooth hurty (2:30)
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
He was delighted.
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
It grows a Moostache.
He got a way with words.
The way they enter your house.
A barber!
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
A cup of Joe.