Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
A big stinker!
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
You take the letter F out of way.
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
Occam's razor
A: A barber.
For Harambe.
He made a booo-ty call