When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.