When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.