What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!