What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride