What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride