Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.