Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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Orientation.

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Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

Hiroshima Jokes More Hiroshima Jokes

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!