Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)