Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"