Miscarriage Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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