Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode