Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!