Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.