Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.