Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."