Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Kafir rider

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn