What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Hush Puppy Jokes More Hush Puppy Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.