What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico