What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.