What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.