What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)