What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.