What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.