Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."