How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.