What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K