Permission Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!