What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!