When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)