When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where does the General keep hs armies?

In his sleevies.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !