When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin