Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.