What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball