What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Their age.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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They're not falling for that one again..

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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Urine luck

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A Leper-Con

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Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.