Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.