Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody