Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free