What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.