Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.